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Uber pulls up to the bumper, poaches infosec bods from Twitter and IOActive

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Make driver-free cars more secure? Good luck with that!

Uber has hired two security researchers as it shifts gears on its biz strategy with plans to develop driver-free cars.…

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Black and blue: The rise of the riotous Richard Pryor

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Paradigm puncher ...Is It Something I Said? hits 40

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Every week we feature a set of comics created exclusively for WDD.

The content revolves around web design, blogging and funny situations that we encounter in our daily lives as designers.

These great cartoons are created by Jerry King, an award-winning cartoonist who’s one of the most published, prolific and versatile cartoonists in the world today.

So for a few moments, take a break from your daily routine, have a laugh and enjoy these funny cartoons.

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FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

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Let's unleash a new craptocurrency

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Bitcoin is about to fork off. Too forking right, some of you may cheer. But a great many Bitcoin “users” – miners, developers, retailers and spenders – are against the idea. If you ask them about it, they’ll tell you they don’t like being forked about. Some of them say they couldn’t be forked.…

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Company in shambles, marriages ruined. My work here is done, says Ashley Madison CEO

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Noel Biderman quits hacked biz

Noel Biderman has quit as chief exec of Avid Life Media, the parent of adultery website Ashley Madison. If you can't think why, or don't know what Ashley Madison is by now, then you must have been living under a rock for the past month – and we'd be grateful if you could let us join you.…

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Quantum "Spookiness" Passes Toughest Test Yet

Scientific American - Technology - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 22:30
A cunning experiment plugs loopholes in previous demonstrations of quantum "spookiness," a concept that galled Einstein

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Baltimore lawyers vow to review 2,000 FBI Stingray snoop cases

The Register - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 22:11
Why yes, we do bill by the hour... why do you ask?

Defense attorneys in Baltimore, US, are planning to reexamine 2,000 police arrests made with the assistance of Stingray – the cellphone surveillance equipment that identifies and logs mobile device owners within range.…

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Associated Press sues FBI for impersonating its site to install spyware

The Register - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 21:01
Meanwhile, the EFF learns: in Russia, government malware pwns you!

The Associated Press is suing the FBI over allegations government agents used a fake news story to plant malware on the PCs of suspected criminals.…

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Drum roll, please .... Results are in for the collective noun for security vulns

The Register - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 19:51
It's a fix! A security fix!

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Seeing quantum motion; even one day ripples in the fabric of space-time?

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 19:29
Even large objects obey quantum physics, meaning they are never quite at rest. Researchers have developed a way to detect -- and manipulate -- this underlying quantum motion.
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Artificial leaf harnesses sunlight for efficient fuel production

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 19:29
A new solar fuel generation system, or artificial leaf, safely creates fuel from sunlight and water with record-setting efficiency and stability.
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American Voices: 1 Billion Users Log Onto Facebook In Single Day

The Onion - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 19:00

Mark Zuckerberg released a statement confirming that on Monday, 1 billion users, or 1 in 7 people on earth, visited Facebook in a single day, setting a usage record for the site. What do you think?











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Sports News in Brief: Journeyman Fan Joins Sixth NFL Team In 5 Years

The Onion - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 17:17

HELENA, MT—Continuing his lengthy trek around the league, sources confirmed Friday that 36-year-old journeyman fan Brian Ferretti has joined the Arizona Cardinals, his sixth team in the past five years. “Brian has really bounced around the NFL over the last decade, but I think he’s finally found the right fit with the Cards, and hopefully he’ll stay with them from here on out,” said coworker Tom Murray, adding that Ferretti’s recent teams include the San Francisco 49ers, Denver Broncos, New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, and most recently the Seattle Seahawks, who he joined right before the 2013 playoffs. “I think he saw the potential of the Cardinals offense this year under a healthy Carson Palmer and decided they were the right team for him. That said, he’s moved a lot from team to team—I mean, he started out with the Cowboys in the ’90s ...











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Fungi tweaked to boost industrial enzymes

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 17:10
Mutants of a common fungus produce endoxylanase enzymes twice as potent as the original strain.
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Graphics processors accelerate pattern discovery

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 17:10
Using normal graphics processors, a new program for identifying repeated patterns in complex networks significantly boosts search performance.
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Simulations show why platinum nanoparticles become less effective catalysts at small sizes

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 17:10
Scientists have used first-principles computer simulations to explain why small platinum nanoparticles are less effective catalysts than larger ones.
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Turning sewage sludge into concrete

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 17:10
Dried sewage sludge could be an alternative cement material for concrete, researchers have found.
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Using DNA origami to build nanodevices of the future

Science Daily: Matter and Energy - Fri, 28/08/2015 - 17:10
Scientists have developed a method, using a double layer of lipids, which facilitates the assembly of DNA origami units, bringing us one-step closer to DNA nanomachines.
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